In coalition with our co-conspirers at No Dought Radio, Mutant Funk Laboratories has created a radioactive monster. It will crush your cities, it will raze the countryside, it will shake its thang.
Destruction will reign.

No Dought Radio is Godzilla & Mutant Funk is Mothra
That makes your butts ours

US, you, everyone you know, dance floor
don't be lame

It's Summer
Come get sweaty (but not in that "I've been on a subway platform in August" kind of way)

It's Friday
You ain't got no job
You ain't got shit to do
But, come to this.