ELVES
Dir. Jeffrey Mandel, 1989
89 mins. United States.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13 – MIDNIGHT
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20 – MIDNIGHT

A shot on video, extremely warped holiday classic, rescued from the bargain bins of defunct video stores, ELVES is here to improve and/or disturb your holiday season.

Dan Haggerty stars as a recently employed, alcoholic mall-Santa who discovers a Nazi-plot to breed an innocent virgin with a demonic Elf in Colorado – suffice to say this wild synopsis does not do justice to the low budget insanity contained within.